Perpetually on the wrong side

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

— Ogden Nash

Most dog owners

Most dog owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

— Robert Morley

A dog desires affection

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.

— Charlotte Gray

If a dog's prayers were answered

If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would fall from the sky.

— Proverb

It would take more than an archangel

If there is a heaven it's certain our animals are to be there. Their lives become so interwoven with our own, it would take more than an archangel to disentangle them.

— Pam Brown

A truly faithful dog

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.

— Konrad Lorenz

Fidelity of dogs

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

— Alexander Pope

Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching

Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching.

— Rudyard Kipling

There's no place like home

There's no place like home.

— Toto

Heaven goes by favor

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.

— Mark Twain